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Auriol | 14 | This is just a great big mess of all the things i like, which are too many to list. Feel free to message me any time, I'm friendly enough


618. A muggleborn kid who started swimming even before he could walk and, sure, he wants to study magic, but he also wants to keep swimming and become a pro. The lake is no place to practice, so he cries and tells his parents that he misses it too much. His parents talk to the headmistress and turns out, there is, in fact, a hidden swimming pool! She even finds a retired certified coach who’s also a wizard to help him with his training.

Pretty sure they could just go to the room of requirement for a swimming pool

harry potter




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

I’m going camping this weekend. So no internet:(
I’ll be back Sunday evening



"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

doctor who gotg

Muse lyrics + souls: part 1

muse muse

So this kid in my grade just made this and… Why?


So this kid in my grade just made this and… Why?

haha this was in spanish


This is so important to me.

oitnb muse


realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad



He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT.

His entire department at a previous town was shut down because of widespread corruption. they were literally so bad that people voted to close the police down.

ferguson this is disgusting