hangings:

my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me

loonylunalovegood97:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

I feel like that teacher should get murdered

Hmm, I  can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

rated-ncc1701:

[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

givemetrills:

today is brought to you by the word :
no

cigarsandcoke:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.